Rumor has it ESPN Boston's Reiss was zapped by some wicked jealous Patriots Bloggah who snuck into the OTAs. The blogger, a self proclaimed huge Wes Welker fan, took issue with Reiss' recent glowing article about the Brady/Amendola love connection.
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[Photo via @MikeReiss]
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While we would've preferred the beauty and irony of "And where the hell was I?" this is an absolute treasure.
[Photo via Reddit]
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A brief moment where we step out of character to appreciate something awesome. This is like an interview with Roy Firestone, as it's downright impossible not to get choked up.
[via CBS News]
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Well, either that or he's simply sitting next to enormous human Phil Jackson, a close friend and colleague of the Jolly Green Giant.
[via @PaulPabst]
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Who would've thought some singer named Miguel would be the empty soul responsible for reviving Hulk Hogan's improbable heel turn in 1996 at Bash at the Beach?
The memories are all too vivid and the pain is all too real, brother.
[via @95Sports]
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When it comes to the New York Mets, the idea of cropping a secondary photo to use for the mobile site is beyond laughable for the likes of ESPN, a company with far bigger fish to fry. To be honest, we can hardly blame them.
Having said that, we're roughly three weeks away from bloodied horse heads, eye-raking road kill, and actual dongs being used as the primary feature photos. Can't wait.
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The Hernia Mole has learned that a very confused Isiah Thomas is telling friends that he plans on trading for Amar'e Stoudemire for Rik Smits the very minute that James Dolan puts him back into his rightful position as President of the New York Knickerbockers.
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The seemingly lonely close captioner here clearly had something on their mind during a predictably lifeless Mets-Cubs game. That or they've been following the Mets closely enough over the last decade to know that piling on was only the right thing to do.
[via Deadspin]
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Inspiring stuff, but such unforeseen keys to the game still don't come close to the worldly advice these very Angels received just last season. As George Costanza once aptly stated, "I will do the opposite, and I will do something."
[via Reddit]
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