"We can't figure it out?!" said one exasperated MSG stooge. "At first we thought it had something to do with Lorenzo Lamas, then we thought maybe it was a circus thing, but now we are back to square one. We're actually in the process of bringing some llamas into town for the next home game...we'll see."
When one rogue reporter from the hippy-liberal rag, the New York Times, suggested an Oliver Stone-esque theory that the crowd was actually requesting Isiah Thomas be fired, he was immediately carried off Garden property and given a "yokozuna" by James Dolan.