Hand over the Jap!
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Boston, MA - Naval veteran Nibsy 'Iron Head' O'Malley of Brockton, Massachusetts sent a message to Super Agent Scott Boras today via US Mail.
A simple message of, “Hand over the Jap,” was scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin and sent to Boras’ New York City office. The recently retired civil servant got the idea while playing Keno and honoring fallen brothers on the anniversary of the bombing of Pearl Harbor at his favorite watering hole, The Blarney Stone.
“I mean we signed this wicked pussy J.D. Drew to a biggah cawntract than they got to complete the Big Dig. Stop screwing around and hand over the Jap,” said O’Malley as he polished off his sixth Jameson’s and water of the young afternoon.