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Sunday, April 01, 2007

John Kruk kicks off 2007 season telling stylist to "give me the Melrose with a splash of Giambi"

John Kruk, seen here on Baseball Tonight, gets pumped up for the season flashing his new, arrogant Barry Melrose-do complete with Giambi gel slop...

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... while Fred Hickman gets into the baseball spirit striking a bizarre resemblance to former Indians closer Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn:

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Posted on Sunday, April 01, 2007 at 06:39 PM in Baseball, ESPN Bashing, Hernia Exclusives, Hernia's Greatest Hits |

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