(BRISTOL, CONN) -- Famed ESPN draft guru/condor, Mel Kiper Jr, released his 2022 mock draft today (somewhat ahead of schedule), revealing the obvious: that man-child, Liam "Baby Hulk" Hoekstra, was the #1 prospect.
A look at Kiper's analysis:
Tremendous burst out of crawl stance. Extraordinary lateral quickness displayed in sandbox. Viscous head-slap move has already knocked several high-school babysitters unconscious. Ability to pile-drive father at such a young age is impressive. Possesses more than adequate bulk. Still growing, projects to be 7'5, 500 pounds when fully mature.
Plays with a high motor, but will need to eat a full turkey between plays, so there are concerns about staying on the field. Limited experience; has only played 1 full season in high school on junior varsity team thus far. Tremendously raw athlete, only scoring a 2 on the Wunderlic test. Ability to read offenses may be a concern but will likely be offset by sheer carnage he inflicts.
Bit of a tweener, but coaches will devise a system to get him on the field. Superior athlete; displaying a rare combination of size, speed, straight-line burst, agility, and decapitation prowess.
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