(NEW YORK, NY) -- Corruption canine McGruff the Crime Dog uncovered one of the
biggest dog-sports related stories in recent history when he cracked
into Michael Vick's underground dog-fighting ring. The
Sports Hernia got in contact with the crimehound, who presented a list
of some of the most famous and brutal matchups that took place in Ron Mexico's ring.
He also let everyone know that they should buckle up and not talk to
strangers.
The following matches read like a WrestleMania greatest hits card...
The following matches read like a WrestleMania greatest hits card...
Santa's Little Helper vs. Brian
Detective Droopy Dog vs. 'Lil Bow Wow
Clifford the Big Red Dog vs. Marmaduke
Hooch vs. K-9 (escorted to the ring by valet Jim Belushi)
Auggie Doggie and Doggy Daddy vs. Spike and Tyke
Smedley vs. Odie
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog vs. DMX
DynoMutt vs. Underdog
Astro vs. Scooby Doo
Nate Dogg vs. Snoop Dogg
Air Bud vs. Toto (Toto was DQ'd for lame entrance music)
Sam Sheep Dog vs. Muttley
Benji vs. Lassie
Detective Droopy Dog vs. 'Lil Bow Wow
Clifford the Big Red Dog vs. Marmaduke
Hooch vs. K-9 (escorted to the ring by valet Jim Belushi)
Auggie Doggie and Doggy Daddy vs. Spike and Tyke
Smedley vs. Odie
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog vs. DMX
DynoMutt vs. Underdog
Astro vs. Scooby Doo
Nate Dogg vs. Snoop Dogg
Air Bud vs. Toto (Toto was DQ'd for lame entrance music)
Sam Sheep Dog vs. Muttley
Benji vs. Lassie
