Kruk's hair stuck in a monsterous slump
Given the amazing action we've seen in John Kruk's hair this season, from the Giambi/Melrose mullet to the infamous 'perm jailbreak', it's obvious he's stuck in a dreadful slump suffering from what many believe to be a "low flow" shower head. This defeated, flattened-like-a-pancake look is never the desired style when one leaves the dressing room, it's usually the one keeping you awake at night as you reminisce about class picture day in 3rd grade.
We all witnessed this same look nearly neuter Kramer's entire personality back in '96 until he was able to finagle an industrial strength shower head on the black market (with Newman's help of course). Let's just hope Kruk can get his hands on one too.
And we have to disagree with you here Krukie, your hair is the biggest surprise of the season and it deserves to be on the All-Star team.
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