Pedro Gomez points way to mothership as his mission is now complete.
Pedro Gomez, who was originally mistaken by scientists for one of the moons orbiting Barry Bonds' gigantic head, unceremoniously disappeared last night following the record breaking home run at AT&T Park.
Just moments after Bonds touched home plate and proudly acknowledged himself, a gigantic spaceship began hovering over the 3rd base line, politely putting it's hazards on while thousands in attendance foolishly anticipated a t-shirt rocket blast.
Seconds later, Gomez signaled to his production crew that it was time, and that was it, he disappeared into the night like an accomplished hooker, never to be heard from again.
