Giants, Dolphins report from London...

The SportsHernia mole has been dispatched to London to keep tabs on the Giants and Dolphins arrival. Here's the report of what he's seen:

-- Thousands of Londoners seen running from Tom Coughlin, thinking the plague has resurfaced
-- Confused Plaxico Burress doing all interviews with translator
-- Local rugby team calling every Giants and Dolphins player a 'fookin nancy cunt'
-- British press assuming Michael Strahan is a fellow Brit after seeing teeth
-- Jeremy Shockey putting hair up in mohawk and fronting a Buzzcocks cover band
-- Eli Manning playing crochet and sipping tea, thinking "I do believe that this is what it's all about."
-- Jason Taylor seen at pub talking to fat hags while the 4th-string keeper from Arsenal is enveloped in Grade-A poon
-- Strahan seen galavanting around Trafalgar Square in assless leather chaps and biker hat
-- Tiki Barber makes surprise appearance on Jools Holland and rips Tom Coughlin
-- Upon seeing Miami's uniforms, pretty boy Cristiano Ronaldo demands Man U change their color scheme to aqua blue and orange
-- Both offensive lines resorting to eating fans to get some good meat