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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Jets boldly bench Pennington after slow 1-7 start

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The New York Jets, following an angry protest by a sea of shouting mustaches, have bravely announced they will bench rifle-armed quarterback Chad Pennington this week after a relatively slow start of 1-7.

Here's a look at some other controversial benchings and personnel changes following slow, faulty starts.

  • 1987 - Rob Deer and Mickey Tettleton benched after striking out a combined 483 straight times
  • 1989 - Jim Powers released from WWF contract after record 790th consecutive loss
  • 1991 - Intriguing prospect Jerrod Mustaf released by Knicks after only making 3 of his first 498 shots, and hitting the rim on 35 of them
  • 1992 - Arizona Cardinals bench Timm Rosenbach in favor of robot maid after lethargic 0-10 start
  • 1993 - Anthony Young pulled from Mets rotation after losing 27 straight decisions (amazingly true)
  • 1995 - Dallas QB Babe Laufenberg benched after 22 straight pass completions went to defensive backs
  • 1998 - Expos lineup and the nine fans in attendance switch roles after monstrous 16-run inning by Braves
  • 2000 - Chuck Knoblauch benched after throwing ball from second base in Yankee Stadium to first base in Shea Stadium, his 9th error of the afternoon
  • 2001 - Tim Floyd controversially fired from Bulls following promising record of 6-142 after two seasons
  • 2005 - Royals finally field 1st baseman after porous defense leads to uneasy 1-38 start

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