Yankees 'Wild Card' hat sweeping New York
The Yankees new Wild Card hat being sold on Modell's site for a mere $24.99 is understandably sweeping New York, and while some reactions haven't been as favorable as others, it seems to have struck a chord with almost everyone. Below are some of the reactions from fans, players and coaches:
"If I see one person wearing that hat, they will get a swift donkey punch. I will take their hat, light it on fire and then shove it up there f**king nose." -- Brian, 30, passionate Yankee fan
"I heard they're coming out with a whole line of these hats that say 'Designated Hitter,' 'Trading Deadline,' and '1-Game Playoff.'" -- Noonan, Sports Hernia staff
"That looks like a nice hat for the bandwagon Yankee fans on Long Island. Eat it yah dingleberries, stay on your island." -- lifetime Yankee fan from the Bronx
"While receiving my wild card hat, I had to sign for the delivery and when I attempted to do so, all ten of my fingers immediately cracked and became dislocated, and a tendon in my elbow ruptured. I have not seen the hat yet, but the Yankee fans should know I'll be back and better than, well, just better."
-- Carl Pavano
"I like bubble writing. It funny." -- Melky Cabrera
"Reminds me of the steaming dump I just took." -- Larry Bowa
"It's kewl." -- some chick on AOL
"I didn't get one." -- Kei IrabuGawa via translator
"F**k you." -- anonymous Bleacher Creature
"My mustache almost attacked it." -- Ron Guidry
"I like edible hats." -- Shelley Duncan
