Diverse David Wright introduces new look(s)

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest Wright prepares to get weird on people.


Storm Shadow Wright reveals to SNY studio host that the whole point of wearing the ninja hat is not just to wreck shit, but to show off his freshly waxed eyebrows.  Eat your heart out LoDuca.

Burn victim-massive head wound Wright, seemingly 5 years old here, confirms that he is in fact a huge Coneheads fan.

Ron Darling's inner monologue: "Right, uh huh, suuure Casper, great point, yeah, I'm really listening intently while you wear that penis cap."

Disclaimer:  Wright was apparently wearing the hat because he was at a cancer unit in NY earlier that day, so he wore it to honor the kids.  Unfortunately, this segment was caught in the final couple minutes where the only thing discussed was baseball, and thus we thought this it was just a poor attempt at a new look.  We apologize.

Additional Note:  The SportsHernia writers are currently wearing similar hats over their faces to hide their embarrassment.  Um, oops.