Screw the Packers and Cowboys, everyone is just too embarrassed to admit that all they can think about this week is the Giants/Bears showdown, headlined by two quarterbacks absolutely jazzed to be in the spotlight, Peyton's brother and Sweetchuck's nephew.
Here's all you need to know about Sunday's barf 'n gag QB match-up at Solder Field.
Edge: The 40-year-old playing catch with his son in the South Lot
Edge: Anyone sitting through this assman rodeo in the freezing temps
Edge: Spalding Smails
Edge: Scott Norwood
Edge: Jeff George
Edge: Squirrel in the middle of a 5-lane highway during rush hour
Edge: This monkey