Phil Jackson was recently quoted after a loss as saying, "We call this a Brokeback Mountain game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts. It was one of those games."
As is with anything else in the NBA - cornrows, tattoos, crime, weed - these things have a tendency to catch on and catch on quickly. Here's what other people are already saying:
"This game was like Edward Penishands because we got fucked ten different ways." -- Scott Skiles
"We call this a Striptease game, because it sounds like it should be so good, but you just leave pissed off." -- Some Hawks coach
"This was one of those Caligula games, everyone got screwed." -- George Karl
"This was just like a movie on Skinemax: So many great unknown bodies, yet no penetration." -- Don Nelson
"This situation is just like The Accused." -- Isiah Thomas
"Last night was one of those Apocalypse Now games; everyone was like 'Why are we even here?'" -- Several players on the Bobcats
"Last night's game was like seeing Freddy Got Fingered in the theater. We were fucked the second we walked in the door." -- Damon Jones
"The refs must've thought this was a Peter North flick, cause we all got hosed."
-- Austin Croshere
"The feeling I had going into last night's game was similar to the feeling I had coming out of Caddyshack 2. I was like, why the hell did we make so many freakin' personnel changes?" -- Pat Riley