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Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A look at amazing sport streaks

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The Bucs kickoff return team finally found the sweet spot in last Sunday's game. 

This past Sunday marked the first time in franchise history that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers returned a kick-off for a touchdown, taking a mere 32 years to join the rest of the league, including the disgraceful 8-year old Texans.  With this inspiring moment we went ahead and took a look at some of the other strange streaks in sports, both those that remain intact and those that were also broken Sunday.

Streaks still alive

  • Herm Edwards' 78 games (nearly 5 seasons) without a playbook
  • Vinny Testaverde's 27 consecutive games with at least 1 interception (quite safely intact we think)
  • Norv Turner's impressive 19 straight coaching gigs without registering 10 wins
  • Philadelphia Eagles: 108 consecutive home games with at least 14 arrests
  • Eli Manning's unprecedented streak of 1,352 weekend afternoons filled with indifferent shoulder shrugs
  • Manu Ginobili's streak of falling on the floor at least 3 times per game
  • Arizona Cardinals: 407 straight games blacked out locally
  • Mel Kiper's 19-year streak of saying the word "ability" like no one else on the planet
  • Steve Nash's 179 games of 'licking fingers, tucking hair behind ears' routine
  • David Ortiz's 810 games of hocking a giant loogie into his hands and clapping
  • Patrick Ewing's 23 consecutive years of sweating profusely
  • Ric Flair's 103 years of wrestling professionally
  • Darko Milicic's 2 days of not drinking blood
  • The Undertaker's vaunted 15-0 record at WrestleMania
  • Mike Tyson's 14 straight years of being criminally charged with something
  • John Clayton's 12 Sundays in a row without receiving a 'Benny Hill slap to the dome' from a member of the Countdown crew
  • 16 straight weeks of Keyshawn Johnson and Bill Parcells flirting on NFL Countdown (they should just bone already)
  • LeBron James new 5-day streak of biting nails, after his previous 4,235-day streak was snapped due to injured hand
  • MLB's 16,848 consecutive games where at least five players grabbed their balls

Other streaks broken this past Sunday

  • Jason Fabini's 23rd day in same underwear snapped after discovering Underoos on Ebay
  • Someone finally survived one of Jumbo Elliot's farts -- however the victim remains in the ER
  • Joe Buck miraculously worked a game involving Tony Romo without climaxing on live television
  • The last man to still consider Brian Billick an offensive guru came to his senses

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