It's time to place your obscure Super Bowl bets

The Sports Hernia takes a look at some of the more obscure bets that Vegas is taking.

1. Lawrence Maroney’s total rushing yards:  89
2. Coin toss winner:  pick 'em
3. Tom Brady’s rushing attempts:  2
4. How long it will take for Jordan Sparks to sing National Anthem:  2.5 minutes
5. Hours of pregame show:  17
6. Number of times Archie will be shown on TV:  4
7. Number of times you yell at the TV thinking it may help sway the call:  22.5
8. Smiles from Bill and Coughlin:  1.2
9. Number of times Peyton's forehead will be used as a cocktail table:  11
10. Number of times Peyton asks Archie to stop resting his drink on his forehead:  6
11. Birdies sunk by Tiger in Dubai or receptions by Moss in Super Bowl:  who gives a shit
12. On a scale of 1 to 10, how ugly will the championship hats be:  18.5
13. Amount of wing sauce & blue cheese consumed at your party:  Chris Berman
14. Pedophiles that Pats punter Chris Hanson will bust at Kid Rock's party:  32 humans, 2 midgets
15. Number of times Brady's boyish good looks will render you powerless:  forever
16. Biggest party animal of the weekend:  not Michael Vick
17. Number of future Sullys conceived if Pats win:  93
18. Number of future Elis conceived if Giants win:  1
19. Farts sniffed:  Your weird Uncle Dave, who just showed up at your party
20. Number of times Brady's ankle boot gets mentioned during the game:  8
21. Number of times Brady's ankle boot will be interviewed:  3
22. Number of times Joe Buck will praise the work of Tom Brady's ankle boot:  13
23. Number of references to the weather in Green Bay for the NFC championship:  75
24. Amount of offensive farts you will adamantly deny until the next day:  33
25. Amount of regret you'll feel for throwing the party after waking up with pizza slices in your pillow case:  sick day