Stuff Athletes Like

Piggybacking on the popularity of the hilarious website "Stuff White People Like", The Sports Hernia has launched several of its own logical spinoffs, including StuffAwkwardWhiteCentersLike.com and StuffLatinoSoccerPlayersLike.com.  Here's a look at what various sectors of the sports world 'like':

Stuff Awkward White Centers Like
- Sucking
- Fouling
- Missing
- Bitching
- Jon Koncak
- Guaranteed contracts
- Short shorts
- Unruly hair
- Tennis shoes

Stuff Latino Soccer Players Like
- Shoving matches with opponents
- Shoving matches with referees
- Shoving matches with fans
- Shoving matches with themselves
- Slap fights
- Cocaine
- Diving

Stuff People at ESPN Like
- Red Sox
- Groping
- Duke
- Boo-yahs
- Ultimate Highlights
- Hot Seats
- Poetry Jams
- Interns
- LeBron
- Toupees

Stuff Foreign Basketball Players Like
- Shooting
- Flopping
- Body Hair
- Nodoro
- Grimacing
- Letting opponents go by them
- Zone defense
- Moving without the ball

Stuff Hockey Players Like
- Trashing hotels
- Fewer than 32 teeth
- Anonymity
- Pain
- Pain killers
- Blood
- Finishing any name with a 'y' or 'ie'

Stuff Golfers Like
- Khaki pants
- Khaki shorts
- Privacy
- Names like Braxton
- Hush puppies
- Pricey cigars
- Bad jokes
- Visors
- Man-boobs
- New, worthless shit

Stuff White Baseball Players Like
- Tobacco
- Kruk's hair
- Abusive/crazy wives
- Meatball subs
- Golf
- Cotton uniforms
- Jersey Shore necklaces
- Spitting
- Scooter
- Their balls

Stuff Latino Baseball Players Like
- Getting fat
- Purposely talking cryptically
- Catching kidnappers
- Salsa music
- Ruben Sierra

Stuff Football Players Like
- Jail
- Steroids
- Strippers
- Under Armour
- Tom Brady's life
- FatHeads
- Motorcycles

Stuff Mutombo Likes
- Socks
- Cookies
- Cookie Monster
- Sexing
- Finger waving
- State of the Union Addresses
- Laughing loud enough to make the Earth shake