Boggs makes Baseball Tonight appearance to promote Road House 3
Wade Boggs, on the fast track to baldness just five years ago, has sprouted an ass-kicking mane good enough to land him the lead role in the upcoming catastrophe "Road House 3: Last Call Again," which began it's promotional tour Sunday in spectacular fashion on ESPN's Baseball Tonight.
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Posted by: Sooze | April 13, 2008 at 11:05 PM
Now he just needs to get in touch with Keith Hernandez and Walt Frazier about that gray on his goatee, and he just might get laid again.
Posted by: Soy | April 13, 2008 at 11:21 PM
What about the fake hair? The 80's era tie (not in the picture above, sadly)? the burgeoning mullet? maybe it's me, but he's turning into Randall "Tex" Cobb. Ever see them together at the same time? Me either.
Posted by: jnr98 | April 14, 2008 at 09:58 AM
Wow, he is going to kick our asses.
Posted by: Von Kaiser | April 14, 2008 at 10:11 AM
that look says "i will pin your horse and then kick Dalton's ass, now fuck off and get to the highlights"
Posted by: Phineas Undergrab | April 14, 2008 at 10:28 AM
He looks like the best friend a good time (and 60 beers) ever had.
Posted by: Ed the Gent | April 14, 2008 at 07:21 PM
What's even more shocking is that when Wade stood up from behind the desk...jorts. We is wearing f'ing jorts.
I keep looking at that shot of him & the only word that comes to mind? Douche.
Posted by: Cinematically-Correct | April 15, 2008 at 10:32 AM
There was a "Road House 2"?
I missed that...
Well, I mean, I didn't MISS it, but...you know...
Posted by: zen wizard | April 15, 2008 at 05:33 PM
His face would be the perfect logo for a Fried Chicken joint.
Posted by: the rocket | April 15, 2008 at 07:37 PM
To me, he's saying:
"Why don't you do yourself a favor, ya scumbag, and hightail it out of this town before I rip that muffler off your goddamn imported piece a junk and choke you with it..."
Posted by: Marv | April 15, 2008 at 10:33 PM