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Friday, May 09, 2008

All those other times A-Rod fainted

Arod_jeter The news of A-Rod's fainting episode during the birth of his first daughter didn't exactly come as much of a surprise to anyone, but it gave us an opportunity to delve into other feeble moments that have caused the Yankee third baseman to pass out.

- The first three times Jeter said he couldn't have dinner with him.

- That time he saw Wang's wang.

- That time he saw Zimmer's wang.

- When he found out his new bronzer would be in Sephora.

- During the final scene of Grease.

- At the beginning of Howard the Duck.

- When he found out Scott Boras is actually Adam West.

- The first time he saw "Rent".

- After a delicate ray of light reflected off his newly waxed bat.

- Every time he's up with runners on base in the playoffs.

- After he found out Billy Ripken's bat said 'fuckface'.

- When Manny said he prefers Prell above all leading brands.

Alex Rodriguez passed out during birth of his first daughter (New York Daily News)

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