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Thursday, May 01, 2008

Avery Johnson's magic ring lands him new gig

Avery_johnsons_ring_phixr_4 Minutes after the Dallas Mavericks fired Avery Johnson, the feisty coach pushed a secret button on his obnoxious Spurs ring, which signaled a golden horse that instantly whisked him away to a magical land where he now coaches the Lollipop Kids.

Johnson's over-annunciating, shrieking, terradactyl voice is sure to guide the Lollipop kids to first-round elimination from the Candyland League Playoffs.

Mavericks fire Avery Johnson after another playoff flop  (AP)

Posted on Thursday, May 01, 2008 at 02:48 PM in Basketball |

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