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May 05, 2008

Jason Taylor surprisingly not in WWE yet

The only shocking thing about Jason Taylor on Dancing With The Stars is that he hasn't been contacted by Vince McMahon or any of his associates yet.  Not even a jackhammer by Goldberg himself could be executed with such crisp precision as exhibited here by Taylor.

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As if pummeling the helpless Edyta with that all-pro jackhammer wasn't enough, the mercenary makes a complete mockery of the evening by doing the Red Rooster strut around her carcass.

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*****

The Jason Taylor chronicles:

Jason Taylor dazzles on Figure Skating With The Stars
Plastic Man crashes set of Dancing With The Stars
Jason Taylor continues to dismantle dance partner
Jason Taylor continues to dance, anger Neil's father from Dead Poet's Society

Comments

Dude is dangerous, so arrogant.

Am I the only one who would like to see these two dance in a Pay-per-View, Steel Cage "Grudge Dance"?

I would love to see them play Jason Taylor's intro music and put a camera on him as he begins his mile long trek from the dressing room to the dance floor, in true Bill Goldberg style.
CZW > ECW > WWF > WCW

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