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Thursday, May 08, 2008

Kirilenko applies agonizing death claw to Pau Gasol

Andrei Kirilenko seizes the oppurtunity and sinks his nails into Pau Gasol's leg while an alert Mehmet Okur screens the ref.  Not pictured here are Gasol's sneakers, which were on fire at the time.

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As you can see, Gasol would continue to be in considerable pain for the majority of the night.  Sadly, what you can't see here is that his index and middle fingers are lodged inside the basketball, as Paul Millsap takes him for the unfortunate ride.

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Gasol freezes up in the paint after Okur unleashes quite possibly the worst horse breath of all time, second only to Gasol's.

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