Mariotti loses points, mind on Around the Horn

Every sports fan's favorite Chicago area scribe Jay Mariotti melted down on ESPN's Around the Horn Tuesday night after losing several points for revealing the bacon cheeseburger he held in his hand was in fact, "the sexiest thing he's talked to all day."

Mariotti continued to lose points after an awkward attempt at imitating the heralded Vlasic Pickle voice sounded more like Tom Arnold undergoing a colonoscopy. 

In an interesting twist, Mariotti defiantly put himself on mute after being asked why his eyebrows always seem to be angrily confronting one another.