In the wake of the disturbing Marvin Harrison news coming from ESPN, the optimistic sports fan has to be in a distraught state of mind, scrambling for answers. We'd certainly love to put them at ease, but we'd rather brace them for what's next.
Here's a look ahead for other seemingly straight-laced sports figures:
- Grant Hill strangles stripper to death
- David Wright shoots up school playground
- Dick Vermeil repeatedly kicks little boy for crying
- Derek Jeter slams Bob Sheppard over the head with Duggan's 2' x 4'
- Eli Manning caught taking dump on homeless man
- Joe Torre hijacks handicap school bus
- Tony Dungy shoots neighbor's cat
- Steve Kerr vandalizes Bloomingdales
- Yao Ming lights dog on fire after tough loss
- Dikembe Mutombo litters on entire country
- John Wooden implicated in drive-by shooting
- Mo Cheeks lead suspect in Hot 97 radio station stabbing
- John Stockton gives child violent wedgie for wearing baggie shorts
- Mike Gminski beats paper boy with sock full of quarters
- Hideki Matsui attacks officer and gallops away on police horse
- Warrick Dunn shanks stripper at Cheetah Club
- Derek Fisher's fists put birthday clown in hospital
- Hubie Brown burglarizes home of TNT producer
- David Ortiz beats teen as part of gang initiation
- Andy Pettitte goes on church burning spree
