See, he said he would only watch golf if it was a full contact sport, but golf would never involve contact, he's just tryin' to say how boring it is! This guy is nuttier than that full contact game of beer pong he played last night!
And would you really only watch it then, 'exposrangers'? What if Hooters waitresses were playing it and they were topless? I think we got you there, 'ER'. You'd definitely watch it then. Or what if it was played by Oopah Loompahs with robotic arms? C'mon, you'd watch it then too!
Now that's some good stuff!
Past commenting gems:
5/22/08 - Spurs fans sleeping zing
3/5/08 - New Mexico's 'hungry wolves' zing
2/15/08 - Fist fights, love fest zing
1/23/08 - Marbury Tin-man zing
1/11/08 - Kobe charged zing
12/8/07 - Cowboys 'Cowgirls' zing
11/12/07 - Vince Carter zing
8/23/07 - Orioles football zing