A photoshopped frown on your team mascot and clown noses all around to the team's top management -- standard procedure around these parts.
If you squint just enough, you might be able to see that the Celtics beat the Lakers to win the NBA title last night.
And a story that surprisingly didn't make the back page was Hank Steinbrenner's lengthy truffle shuffle at home plate during the 7th inning stretch of last night's game.
