Other ways the Mets could have fired Willie

In case you didn't know yet, the Mets wacked Willie Randolph at 3am last night following the team's victory over the Los Angeles Angels.  Seeing that they took such a classless route in letting him and the majority of his staff go, we thought we'd throw in a few ways the organization could have gone about this move a bit classier.

1. Hit Willie over the head with a steel chair while he makes a pitching change; then spray paint “F-I-R-E-D” on his back.
2. Dress up a team of fake Mets to fly with him on a decoy plane to Afghanistan while the real Mets fly to Los Angeles to play the Angels.
3. Release video of Willie playing army with Dark Helmet.
4. Drive him to the woods so Silvio can chase him down and shoot him in the back.
5. Slowly tweeze his mustache one hair at a time until he offers his resignation.
6. Make him wear a Rusty Staub wig and bench coach Jerry Manuel's glasses until the humiliation is just too much to handle.
7. Put him in the trunk of a car and take him to the Pine Barrens, then accidentally let him escape, never to be heard from again.
8. Mic him up to the PA system for all home games and force him to explain each pitching change and lineup move until someone at Shea jumps from the stands and takes him out themselves.
9. Fax him a pink slip while on vacation.
10. Force him to run from the Indiana Jones boulder until it eventually squashes him like a pancake.
11. Put him on the dais of a Roast and then at the end have Carrot Top act out his firing with a flare gun and a large plastic whale.
12. Throw a cooler of water on his back as if they're celebrating something great; then tell him he's fired.
13. Tell him that he's either fired or has to watch Temple of Doom and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull in a row.
14. Have Dog the Bounty Hunter and his crew take Willie from the dugout mid-game.
15. Make him and Rick Peterson hit each other with giant Itchy & Scratchy hammers until they're both out of commission.
16. IM him a crying emoticon and type "TTYL".
17. Have the Undertaker run him over with his suped up hearse.