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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Chris Andersen returning to Nuggets as a lesbian

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Some minor basketball news today with a bit of a unique twist.  According to the status alert on his ESPN bio page, Chris "the Birdman" Anderson has agreed on a one-year contract that will be bring him back to the Denver Nuggets, this time as a lesbian.

Somewhere in the world, renowned hooping transvestites Jeff Foster, Bonzi Wells and Mike Miller are downright furious, or excited.

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