... is hopefully sweating out the alcohol after a late night at Flashdancers
... kissed a girl, and he liked it
... kissed a guy, and is scared because he liked it
... is sweating because Pujols, Zambrano and Berkman all farted at the same time
... just found out the size of Prince Fielder's pants
... is stressin' hard because he just found out Alyssa Milano 'knows' Utley and Uggla too
... accidentally straightened the bill of CC's hat
... just got a glimpse of Matsui's porn collection
... just got a glimpse of Tim McCarver's eyebrows
... has just been charged with 19 counts of child pornography
