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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Yanks acquire lesbian catcher Pudge Rodriguez

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Twilo is expected to reopen their doors this weekend after seven long years to throw a special "Welcome to New York" party for Pudge, the Yankees first lesbian catcher.

Similarly, Brother Jimmy's and Rodeo Bar will be throwing half price "Get Drunk and Puke on Chicks" themed happy hours all week in honor of Kyle Farnsworth's departure.

Posted on Wednesday, July 30, 2008 at 04:58 PM in Baseball |

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