... kill me
... end me
... slay me
... boink me
... wash me
... pork me
... jizz on me
... shit on me
... poke me on facebook
... poke me in my dung dispenser
... give me legitimate painkillers, these are crap
... give me a legitimate reason to take painkillers
... take a machete to my beard
... take a rototiller to my nuts
... have a cheesehead sit on my face
... admit I look like an Ewok
... do that thing to my cheeks to make me look like the Joker
... trick me into sleeping in a bathtub filled with cement mix
... do a cannonball on all of Bristol's satellite dishes
... suffocate me with Tugboat's gut
... get me a lapdance from Wendy Nix wearing only Packer pasties
... tell Aaron Rodgers that he looks like a QB from the 80s, not the 00s
... throw an interception to my paperboy
... rip this annoying fucking look off my face
