Big Brown takes cue from Mad Dog and finally 'bites off'

Winner of the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness, the Pulitzer, several intense spelling bee's, and the architect of the West Coast offense, Big Brown's brilliant career is now over after injuring his right front foot during a workout at Aqueduct on Monday.

Mr. Brown, obviously still in shock, would not comment on the injury when asked and was instead seen shitting in a field.

While fans of Brown drop everything in order to get out care packages of carrots and thoughtful letters, we do know that the Mad Dog, Chris Russo couldn't be happier that Big Brown has finally decided to take his advice and 'bite off'.

Although Brown is much like any other horse in the sense that he is in fact, simply a horse, we'll find a way to miss him. 

 Big Brown’s racing career over after injury  (Yahoo! Sports)
 Mad Dog to Big Brown: "Bite Off"  (The Sports Hernia)