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Friday, October 03, 2008

Elena Dementieva...

Elena_dementieva_3 ... is turning her face into a MadBall

... has been sent here to destroy shit

... is crippling that ball's soul with her brain

... prepares to take a raging dump right there on the court

... is a beaver

... thinks that ball has jumped off her visor

... is seconds away from unleashing the most emphatic "Fuck" ever

... would like to know how in the hell Kurt Thomas was dubbed "crazy eyes"

... is quite sure she's making the ball levitate

... cannot believe this ball has betrayed her, but she can't believe she betrayed Benjamin Linus

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