ESPN commenter banging on the door to sobriety
Take off the drinking helmet there, bud. (thanks to Nationalcoholic at Deadspin for the clutch image pull) *** Close, but not quite there yet. Is 'YankeesJets2375' actually The GARV typing under another one of his many aliases? After all, they are trying to kill him.
Past commenting gems:
Brady #12 patch zing - 9/11/08
Braves 1-run win zing - 7/7/08
AL pitcher grand slam zing - 6/24/08
Full contact golf zing - 6/4/08
Spurs fans sleeping zing - 5/22/08
New Mexico's 'hungry wolves' zing - 3/5/08
Fist fights, love fest zing - 2/15/08
Marbury Tin-man zing - 1/23/08
Kobe charged zing - 1/11/08
Cowboys 'Cowgirls' zing - 12/8/07
Vince Carter zing - 11/12/07
Orioles football zing - 8/23/07
