Study: Hot stalkers in grave decline
One of these babes stalked Luke Walton, the other stalked John Cusack. One dude plays for the freakin' Lakers, the other guy has been in movies forever.
Next steps: Your mom stalking Brad Pitt.
Conclusion: Consider yourself lucky if you're being stalked by Gollum.
Advice: Commence drinking.
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Past stalking gems from the sports world:
Captain Louis Albano
Stalker: Snuffalufagus
John Clayton
Stalker: This broad
Kelly Tripucka
Stalker: This thing
Jabba the Hut
Stalker: Mike Francesa
Mike Francesa
Stalker: Pizza the Hut
San Diego Chicken
Stalker: Chris Berman
Linda Cohn
Stalker: San Diego Chicken
Renowned scientist Beaker
Stalker: A-Rod
Ed Hochuli
Stalker: Her, her and her
Chris Kaman
Stalker: Chris Kaman
