Mike D'Antoni...
... stubbornly refuses to break from his 1923 fighting stance
... impresses his players by doing invisible pull-ups
... is about to perform the worlds most violent pelvic thrust
... thinks a violent pelvic thrust should fire up any team
... is in the middle of Johnny Gill's legendary "Pump, Pump" dance
... will kick proudly kick your ass if you make one more crack about his tie
... is showing off the watch he lifted from Marbury's
... dares you to pry his imaginary gun from his warm Italian hands
... is mad as hell and is not going to take it anymore
