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Thursday, January 01, 2009

Gumbel to Sager: "I'm coming for ya"

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Strangely, Craig Sager already had a response ready for Bryant Gumbel before this post even went up.  The  fashion-forward, brightly lit TNT reporter shouted the following gem into our voicemail before arrogantly farting into the phone and hanging up:

"Honky please... I have the same coat with actual vines and a mini Tarzan swinging around.  Next."

Expect Sager to be wearing the San Diego Chicken during his next television appearance.

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