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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Citi Field rust actually just Dykstra dip spit stain

Citi-field-rustFirst the highly controversial patches, now this

The feverish buzz for the Mets and their new stadium is simply palpable at this point:

"That is disappointing," said 25-year-old Jeffrey Ku of Flushing.  "It is supposed to be a state-of-the-art stadium, and it has rust.  They might as well have stuck with Shea Stadium."

Now, now, come on, step back from the ledge, young Jeffrey.  Any true Mets fan knows what we see right there is not rust, it's just Lenny's way of blessing the new ballpark.

Ok, enough Citi Field talk, time to let the great Jay Horwitz get some much needed sleep.

Photo h/t: [BeeHiveHairDresser]

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