The first day of school theme keeps on truckin' for Major League Baseball's photo day. Behold, excited members of the White Sox.
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Ehren Wassermann is from Sylacauga, Alabama. He's not a city guy. He's a bit uneasy. Just leave him alone.
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Amazingly, Brian Anderson is not from Alabama.
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Strangely, Jose Contreras, who came into the league at age 26 just seven seasons ago, is now 64.
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BURP.
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Don't pretend to be happy with that hangover, pal. Visine Jim, Visine.
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If your name was Lance Broadway you'd be smiling like this too.
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Scott Linebrink sans Oakley Blades for the first time in 19 years.
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A frazzled John Danks openly fears his chest hair and beard will unite to become one.
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What the? Expect Tony LaRussa to look like Dick Stockton by June.
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The passion of the Glaus.
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The theme to Friday Night Lights slowly gains momentum while Colby Rasmus envisions personal greatness.
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Khalil Greene isn't kidding, death becomes you if this doesn't get done in one shot.
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Kyle Lohse ain't messin' around in this bitch, understood?
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Is it somehow not clear to you that I'm King Shit of Fuck Mountain?
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If it wasn't for the fact that Endy's hat is a flattering four sizes too big, you'd think that 'S' was floating.
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Yeah, that's right, this 38 mph sinker is comin' inside!
