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Kevin Youkilis! We'll let Rusty Griswold handle this one: "Oink, oink my good man!"
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This photo was taken shortly after Varitek realized that Boras cost him 12 mil by telling him to decline arbitration -- in his divorce year. And is his goatee in HD? We won't blame you for trying to shave your screen.
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Why couldn't Papelbon just be his joyful self, like last Easter?
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There isn't a grounds crew in all of baseball that can touch the mowing skills of Big Papi.
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Paul Shaffer would never allow his lookalike to be this depressed, unless he were telling members of Spinal Tap to literally kick his ass. Someone get this guy a Casio keyboard.
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The sequel to the Royals infamous and quite literal 'rebuilding' calendar? "Ok guys, you're going to love this. All of you will look no taller than 5'5" and it's going to look like we're painting the room!"
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Andrew McCutchen, listed at 6'1", is suddenly just half the size of Chone Figgins. Might as well just get it over with and bring in the entire cast from "The Time Bandits."
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This guy isn't even on the Pirates.
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Forcing him to dress up as the mascot would have been less offensive than the size 16-1/8 hat he's wearing.
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Giambi's deflated arm used to have veins that looked like small snakes were trapped under his skin. He doesn't seem too happy about the new look. That or he failed to pee on the newspapers and knows he's in deep shit. Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to the post-steroids era!
