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Only YOU can tell your doctor about your herpes symptoms.
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Andy Pettitte shortly after being presented with a mountain of sexual harassment charges. That or the conservative pitcher has just received his first shocker.
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Jeter appears mentally vacant. Or physically violated. One of Pettitte's victims?
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This is the "I've watched porn every day since the season ended, any questions?" face.
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Joe Girardi now officially half caveman, half lizard. He looks like he could snatch a baseball out of the air with his tongue at any given moment. Prediction: He will complete metamorphosis to Serpentor by July.
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Somewhere in this photo is Ryan Braun. Who knew the Brewers of all teams would be the ones to embrace the darkness?
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Fittingly, Eric Gagne is already drifting into the shadows.
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The "I'll be manager by late July" face.
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No matter how dark and dreary they make this photo shoot, it's still little Craiggy Counsell.
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I'm Braden Looper. You've been warned.
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Danny Haren somehow thinks he's nude and posing for Hairy Boys magazine.
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Scott Schoeneweis showing genuine concern that he's returning this season as Scott Schoeneweis.
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Bobby Cox apparently spent the offseason sunbathing in butter.
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Buddy Carlyle can't believe he's Buddy Carlyle.
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I like baseball!
