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Monday, March 16, 2009

Mickelson fends off being tired and thirsty to finish round of golf

Phil_mickelsons_breastsA resounding round of applause is in order for all-world athlete Phil Mickelson, who courageously found a way to finish 18 holes of golf on an empty stomach.

The golf club swinging warrior has truly become the Ronnie Lott of "walking around while someone carries my bag for a few hours." 

Kudos, Mickeltits.

Dehydrated Mickelson gets first WGC win (Yahoo! Sports)





Posted on Monday, March 16, 2009 at 02:38 PM in Questionable Sports |

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