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Monday, March 30, 2009

ESPN's Todd McShay now openly fearing for his life

Never have we seen a human being gifted with both the brooding eeriness of Paul Bearer and the psychotic roid rage of Brock Lesnar.  If you're Vince McMahon, you've got to be drooling over Mel Kiper right now.

For their next one-on-one, expect Kiper to be shirtless and wearing the Ultimate Warrior's trademark tassels.

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Posted on Monday, March 30, 2009 at 03:03 PM in ESPN Bashing, Football |

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