Craig Sager showed up the entire NBA last night when he debuted branded band-aids of his own, sending a clear message to players, owners and whomever else tuned in that he does things "The Sager" way.
"The rule clearly states a player can wear a band-aid for health care purposes, but that it can’t have any name or identifications on it," the walking Technicolor Dreamcoat said. "It says nothing about sideline gigolos like me. And trust me, my electric fashion is not just limited to outerwear, if you catch my vapors."
Sager then turned around slowly, pointing to his crotch the entire time.
"Plus, what's Stern gonna do anyway? I got 12 inches on him, both vertically and horizontally, if you smell what my tripod is cookin'," he said while continuing to point at his crotch for an uncomfortably long time.