... is apparently a Robin Hood fan
... will shortly unleash major league baseball's first ever sombrero hat
... would die in Green Bay
... raises the ante on Elmer Fudd
... prays the stain on his brim isn't Heath Bell's work
... can't wait to do Tourgasm II with Dane Cook
... probably heard "nice hat, ya dick" around 1,000 times last night at Citi Field
... will unveil today's Pick 6 numbers as soon as he pulls down those flaps
... does not yet realize the 'SD' on his hat stands for Spooge Decanter
... obviously misplaced his fuzzy blue earmuffs
... might be one of them "homosexuals"
