... breaks into yoga pose in middle of game.
... just got the bad news about Michael Jackson.
... was the victim of a Bob Lee Swagger bullet from 1,000 yards away.
... understandably hits the deck on Truffle Shuffle night in Arizona.
... KO's himself with own fart.
... is somehow not Carl Pavano.
... was beaten senselessly by members of the Funk family.
... just finished a rousing rendition of "Rock The Cradle of Love."
... is one hell of a performance artist.
Marlins hit the deck, come back with 10-run 8th [Big League Stew]
