And Shines is being a good sport and playing along quite nicely as the "Aquafina 3rd Base Coach of Life." On our very first question, which was "are you weird?" as seen above, he immediately grabbed his breasts.
He's available for more questions right here.
Overall, we remain as confused as Shines, so we're giving this joint promotion by Aquafina and the Mets a well earned F-.
