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Monday, March 08, 2010

Nets commercial mentioning cap room is in no way pathetic

Highlighting the upcoming offseason salary cap room and the city of Newark in a commercial to sell tickets for your NBA franchise is, without question, the neon bat signal telling you to take a death nap in Rikishi's sweltering ass-cheeks.

Official grade: F-

Posted on Monday, March 08, 2010 at 11:34 PM in Basketball |

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