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Thursday, August 05, 2010

Daily News honors A-Rod with endearing tribute cover

NY Daily News A-Rod 600 cover

Among the headlines inside are:

"Nice Hit, Asshole"

"March to History Began With Needles in Anus"

"Piece of Shit Fraud Happy to be Part of History"

"Asshole Third Baseman Still Not Jeter"

"Drug Using Disgrace Forgets to Thank Drug Dealer"

"Cheating Prick Manages Not to Contract AIDS on Path to Greatness"

"You Know he Also Cheated on His Wife, Right?"

"Who Cares? Just Tell Us Who You're Dating"

"Small Testied Slugger Survives Contact with Madonna's Vag to Achieve Profit-Driven Milestone"

[Photo via NY Daily News]

Posted on Thursday, August 05, 2010 at 11:39 AM in Baseball |

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