Pardon The Interuption's Tony Reali was kind enough to unveil his daring new "Metro-sexual/Mad Men/Jersey Boys/Pony Boy" look yesterday on ESPN. While we're certainly appreciative of his bizarre journey back in time, there were some glaring issues.
Errors and Omissions
Errors: Use of toxic hair gel; Neglecting to look in mirror
Omissions: White t-shirt, black leather jacket, Soda Pop, Dallie, Pony Boy, the rest of the Greasers, and quite obviously, Tobias Wolf.
Bonus points to Tony Kornheiser for calling him Ed Grimley.